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vapid_waste wrote in everyday_convo
[Coversation between a man named Eric and I as we are both working around a dangerous-looking machine with many swinging contraptions and thingamajigs]

Me: How much would you pay me to stick my penis in there? [Gesture towards the machine]
Eric: Oh god, I wouldn't pay anything, that would just be horrible.
Me: OK... how much will you pay me not to?

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Ahahahaha, I like your way of thinking.

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