[Coversation between a man named Eric and I as we are both working around a dangerous-looking machine with many swinging contraptions and thingamajigs]
Me: How much would you pay me to stick my penis in there? [Gesture towards the machine]
Eric: Oh god, I wouldn't pay anything, that would just be horrible.
Me: OK... how much will you pay me not to?
who says that?
- (no subject)